Ear Licking Experimentation Class

[Extremely amateur translation from a mostly-machine transcription.] I know it’s poor form to ask for you to come back to work so soon after a trip But you’re probably the best candidate we have for this dummy head microphone experiment. After all, it’s best to use someone who hasn’t done it a thousand times before. Don’t worry, I won't waste your sacrifice You probably understand that you're compelled to do this If you want to run away or remove the earphones partway through... ...I think your place here will disappear Editor-in-chief, I was just thinking... What is Chisato-kun? Wouldn't it be nice to tie him up from the start so that he doesn't move? That’s a good idea It’s pretty efficient solution, too Don’t think badly of it This is for the future of our magazine It’s okay. Your efforts are highly appreciated Now he can't remove the earphones or run away Everything’s ready, Editor-in-chief Let's get started right away! Are you ready? Well, even if you’re not, you have no escape He’s having such a strong reaction! It must be because we’re so talented It’s a little worrying that you’re shivering so much from the start Our purpose now is to study the sound of ear licking There’s no point if you’re so sensitive to everything I'm holding back and licking you very gently right now Well, maybe you’re just not used to it at first, Over time you’ll get used to the sensation Well, are you getting used to it? It seems like he’s not used to it at all Every time I kiss it he reacts with a shiver You can barely tolerate even this I don’t know why you’re reacting so much Let’s wait and see It may change over time I wonder if that’s really going to happen We’ve been licking so slowly and gently so far I think the licking itself is pretty quiet It’s no good He seems to react no matter how gently we do it I can't help but just force it You’re okay with that aren’t you Do you want to start full-fledged ear licking research? We can’t stop no matter what, so you just have to do your best Isn't it better than you imagined? You’re twitching like a fish that’s caught out of water Hey, you’re making a lot of noise It’s not like we’re bullying you or anything Well in a way we kind of are What? Do you want me to stop? I don't really get it I've already started so I can't stop in the middle This is a very important experiment for our magazine Hm, I wonder if you have a good reason for asking us to stop Could it be that you have an erection? Editor-in-chief, don't say it like that! I didn't dare tell him that he’s made a stain on the rack Chisato-chan clearly says that you’ve made a mark, newcomer Rather, it’d be more surprising if that wasn’t the case It’s just a dummy head microphone, and I’m just licking its ears I guess it’s because you’re a man There’s no helping that kind of reaction This was just another job until you made it all perverted (tn. questionable) It’s funny We’re just licking the dummy head’s ears But it feels just like we’re actually licking your ears for real (tn. questionable) I don’t think it’s ruined, but is there a veil to pierce behind this situation? (tn. questionable) Could you have had a similar experience, and the memory of that previous time is enhancing your excitement? If not, I don't think there's a reason for you to be so aroused Maybe it’s swollen because Chisato-chan asked the newcomer to let her lick his ears in a special way What are you saying? I didn’t do anything Uh What's with that look on your face? What? After all you guys ate together Are you saying that absolutely nothing happened when you stayed in the same room? (tn. questionable) Absolutely not Truly? Because ever since you and the newcomer came back, he’s been looking at you a lot Chisato-chan Newcomer, did you let Chisato drink sake so that she would lick your ears? What the? . . I didn't do that Editor-in-chief. . . Because if you let Chisato-chan drink alcohol she tends to lose her memory Can you really say that nothing happened? Hold on. . . why. . . Why would you say anything about that? I mean. . . Why are you turning red right now? I’m not worried! What? What is it? I see! This seems to require an interrogation If you talk to me, I'll release you from this ear-licking hell Hmm? Do you want to trade? You’re not going to tell the editor-in-chief anything right? If that happens. . . I wonder if you can bully your ears so that you can't say anything Hey, hey, it’ll be easier if you talk! I know you're not going to say anything You’ll be the most well-respected person in the room as long as you're in the department here, you know Editor-in-chief, that's power harassment I’m not picky about how I satisfy my curiosity I'm confident I won't lose Hey, hey, it’ll be really easy for you to get Rookie-of-the-Year Open up! This is something I can easily do for you You’re just a newcomer, but you have to understand that you can't just say that to the editor-in-chief This angel also turns deep blue, so my heart is beautiful. (tn. what the actual fuck is even being said here /start) There will be no hand to ride You’re the other blue mistake, chief editor Don’t be defeated by her dubious spider-whispers, newcomer I'll continue to be a crab to her until the very end (tn. what the actual fuck is even being said here /end) Am I that terrible? No, I can’t be Oh, I’ll just share it with everyone in the department as a spice of work Isn't it just the worst? Didn’t you hear, newcomer? Although she became an editor-in-chief, she struggles to make anything go viral What are you talking about? It’s the one thing that reporters focus on What are you doing? The editor-in-chief is just playing around Newcomer, I won't forgive you But the newcomer is trembling so much and he looks like he's at his limit I wonder if he's gone crazy enough to give up? What will you do? Are you ready for this? That's good! Come on, come on! It ’s easier to say! This isn’t a joke! Don’t do it! No, no! Keep it up! It will be easier if you let it all out! Come on! Look! No, no!! Don’t tell her! Why?! What’s with all the shivering just now? Newcomer ... Did you just ejaculate? Editor-in-chief! It’s so white and sticky that we can clearly tell what it is and you don’t have to say it. He’s such a pervert to have done that just because his ears were being licked Chisato-kun has added a real-world explanation! Newcomer, you seem to be looking better now Seeing that there is a “display crime” Anyway, please process it somewhere that we can’t see Well, uh. . . That would be what? For the time being, we can handle it in the toilet (in many ways) Editor-in-Chief, please don't make obscene hand movements just because he can't see them *ahem* Newcomer, we will clean up the equipment What are you. . . Hey, you’re splattering it everywhere! Keep it clean! If you want to clean it up, please let me know how long you'll be! (["parenthesis"]and by that I mean["parenthesis"]) You two can work it out ;) Editor-in-chief!