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いじめっ子に生活指導

さて、今日なぜ呼ばれたかはわかっているな? とぼけるな。 クラスメイトをいじめていたという報告が、先生の方に何件も届いているのだ。 覚えがあるだろう。 ランドセルを持たせたり、叩いたり、無理やり変なことをさせたり。 何? 一緒に遊んでただけ? 罰ゲーム? お前にとってはそうでも、相手がどう思うかが問題なのだ。 いいか? 大切なのは相手の気持ちだ。 おい、聞いているのか? 何をニヤニヤしている? あっ、先生のおっぱ…… ど、どこがでかいだと? 女性、女の人に対して「胸がでかいだの」「尻がでかいだの」、そういうことを口にするものじゃない! あ、「俺の女になれ」だと? どこで覚えてくるんだ? どうやら全く反省する気がないようだな。 いいか、恋人が欲しいというのなら、もっと日頃の生活態度を改めろ。 クラスの女子も、お前のような乱暴な男子に好感は持つまい。 みんなに優しくしていれば、おのずと…… ああ、もう! だから先生をナンパするな! 誰がお前のような問題児と…… いや、こんな言い方はまずいか…… えー、つまりだな。 そもそも教師と生徒では付き合えないし、先生はすでに結婚している。 だからお前と付き合うのは無理だ。 だがそれ以上に、先生は他人を思いやれない男の子を好きになることはできん。 わかるな? 先生に好きになってほしいというのなら、まずはそういったところから…… おい、スマホを出すな。 真面目に聞け! というか、スマホの持ち込みは校則違反だろ! それは没収し…… すっ…… なに? 「ごめん見るる」と……? おぉ…… おぉ……

Guidance for bullies

Now, do you know why you were called here today? Don't play dumb. The teacher had received several reports of the boy bullying his classmates. You may remember. They make them carry school bags, hit them, and force them to do strange things. what? Were you just playing together? Penalty game? That may be true for you, but what matters is what the other person thinks. Okay? What's important is the other person's feelings. Hey, are you listening? What are you grinning at? Ah, the teacher's boobs... Wh-what's big about it? You shouldn't say things like "You have big breasts" or "You have a big butt" to a woman! Oh, "Be my woman"? Where do you learn that? It seems he has no intention of regretting it at all. Listen, if you want a boyfriend, you need to change your daily lifestyle. The girls in your class probably won't like a rowdy guy like you. If you're kind to everyone, naturally... Oh, come on! So don't hit on the teacher! Who would be with a problem child like you... No, maybe that's not the right way to say it... Well, that's what I mean. In the first place, teachers and students can't date, and the teacher is already married. So I can't date you. But more than that, the teacher cannot fall in love with a boy who has no consideration for others. Do you understand? If you want your teacher to like you, start with that... Hey, don't take out your smartphone. Listen seriously! In fact, bringing a smartphone to school is against the rules! It was confiscated... Sigh... what? "Sorry, I'll take a look"...? Oh... Oh...

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