◆Chapter 1: Senpai! Let's make a doujin audio drama together! (Daytime, in the club room)
◆Chapter 1: Senpai! Let's make a doujin audio drama together! (Daytime, in the club room)
(SE: Birds chirping)
◆Kazumi: 《Slightly right-handed, normal》
(He's holding his head in his hands after squandering the manga club's funds on porn sites without permission.)
Sigh... what should I do...?
This is bad... This is seriously bad... Haaa...
(to this point)
◆Tomoka: (Slightly left-handed, normal)
Ugh, ugh... what should I do...
Th-th-this, if we get caught, it's a crime, right...?
Are we going to get arrested...?
◆Kazumi:
(putting on a brave face)
Ha, hahaha...!
T-Tomoka-chan...! I-I'm fine...!
Look... I'm sure Senpai will figure something out...!
(to this point)
(Slightly to the right, near)
(With tears in their eyes, pleading for help)
...R-Right, senpai...?
(to this point)
《Front/Normal》
(Kazumi narrates, adjusting her glasses and speaking seriously)
My name is Kazumi, and I'm a second-year high school student and a member of the manga club.
Actually, we are currently facing the biggest crisis of our lives...
Why?
"Because he misused the manga club's funds..."
I'm on Garumani, and Tomokacchi is on DLsite.
My hobby is searching for doujin audio dramas almost every night...
At first, I was buying them little by little with my small allowance,
Those things disappear very quickly...
We have finally resorted to a forbidden method.
Yes... all of the club funds that were in the drawer in the club room,
I ended up spending all my money on Garumani and DLsite...
Hmph... That's right. It's a serious crime...
If our advisor finds out about this, our lives will be over.
So, we need to return the club funds to their original amount before we get caught...!
In search of a quick way to make money,
The three of us—me, Tomoka-chan, and Paisen—held a strategy meeting...
(Kazumi's narration ends here)
◆Kazumi: 《Slightly right-handed, normal》
Okay, senpai, Tomoka-chan!
Have you come up with a plan yet?!
◆Tomoka:
I'm so sorry... I haven't thought of anything yet...
Wait, I mean, it was me and Kazumi who squandered the club funds, right...?
My senior hasn't done anything wrong, so is it really okay to drag them into this...?
◆Kazumi:
Hehehe...! Now that you know this secret, you're an accomplice too, Senpai...!
Senpai... when we die, we'll be together, okay...? ♡
◆Tomoka:
Kazumi-chan... you're as pushy as ever...
...Huh, what...? But Senpai looks happy...?
◆Kazumi:
Hmph...! We, the only juniors in this manga club,
There's no way my senior would abandon me!
Hey, senpai...? ♡
◆Tomoka:
Huh...?
S-senpai... you're nodding really vigorously...
(In a low voice)
Wow, you have a surprisingly manly side... Hehehe...
(to this point)
◆Kazumi:
Huh? Tomoka, did you say something?
◆Tomoka:
(In a hurry)
N-n-n-nothing at all...!?
Heh heh heh... lol
(to this point)
◆Kazumi:
...Hmm, well, that's fine then!
So, how exactly should I make money...?
◆Tomoka:
Hmm...
◆Kazumi:
(He taps his head and thinks, then suddenly he has an idea.)
Pok pok pok pok...
(SE: Ding sound)
...Huh!? Here it comes, here it comes... It's here!!!
Tomoka! Senpai! I'm here!
I've got a great idea!!!!
(to this point)
◆Tomoka:
Ugh, ugh!? That was fast...!?
◆Kazumi:
(With a smug look on his face, leaning back)
Hahaha! That's me!
He's a genius!! Hmm!!
(to this point)
Do you want to hear it???
Do you want to hear my brilliant idea?!?!?
Heh heh! Very good!
The only solution to break this situation! And that is...
"Making doujin audio" is what I'm going for!!!!
◆Tomoka:
W-w-would you make... doujin audio...?
◆Kazumi:
That's right!!
◆Tomoka:
But, but, those kinds of things are like voice actors...
Wouldn't you need something like a really high-performance binaural microphone...?
◆Kazumi:
Heh... I had anticipated that question, of course...
◆Tomoka:
Oh, oh...
◆Kazumi:
Hehehe... It's simple...
If we don't have the money to hire voice actors, then we'll just do the voice acting ourselves!
◆Tomoka:
Huh, huh...?
But, but we're just amateurs...we can't act, can we...?
◆Kazumi:
Heh heh heh... If you don't have the acting ability, then just don't act...!
◆Tomoka:
Th-that could mean... no way...!
◆Kazumi:
That's right! We should just have some serious sex...!
(to this point)
◆Tomoka:
Yeah…?
...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?
So, sex means sugar dating?!?!?
◆Kazumi:
Tomoka-chan is as quick to react as ever, huh?
(Raise your index finger)
Tsk tsk tsk, the guy who's going to be the rod is right there, isn't he? ♡
(to this point)
(Slightly to the right, near)
Paisen ♡
(Suddenly in a serious tone)
Oh, by the way, you don't have the right to refuse, so please keep that in mind.
(to this point)
《Slightly to the right / Normal》
...I had my senior play the role of the top,
By recording the scene in real time, they compensate for their lack of acting skills...
And if you use the raw sound as a sound effect,
It saves me the trouble of editing, so it's killing two birds with one stone!
◆Tomoka:
I see...!
So that means you're going to release it as a demonstration piece, right...?
◆Kazumi:
Heh, Tomokacchi is so naive.
Concealing that it was a demonstration,
It's going to generate buzz because the acting is so realistic!
If you insist it's just acting, nobody will notice unless they're a total pervert lol
◆Tomoka:
I see...!
If it becomes a hot topic, you can make a lot of money...!
◆Kazumi:
That's right!
Oh, and about the microphone, that's easy...
Senior? Could you close your eyes and look this way for a moment?
(For a short while)
《Front/Near》
Hehe... Thank you lol
Well then...
So there you go♪
(to this point)
(SE: Sound of putting a homemade earphone-type binaural microphone into my senior's ear)
Hahaha, senpai looks surprised lol
What I'm wearing now is something I made by investing all my assets.
It's an earphone-type binaural microphone!
If you attach this, your senior will be using a dummy head microphone...
No, it can become a real head microphone!
◆Tomoka:
I see...!
I could just ask my senior to be both the guy and the binaural microphone...!
◆Kazumi:
Jesus!
Senior? From today, senior is...
This is our very own raw KU100 (raw KU100) ♡
《Slightly to the right / Normal》
Okay, that solves all the problems!
We can draw the album cover, and we can probably manage the editing and stuff with sheer willpower!
◆Tomoka:
Oh, wow...!
Kazumi-chan... she might be a genius...!
◆Kazumi:
Haha
Praise won't get you anything, you know~~ lol
◆Tomoka:
Ah... but...
You haven't decided what kind of work you're going to create yet, right...?
◆Kazumi:
Hmm, well, that's true...
If I were to do it, what genre would be good...?
I basically only buy BL (Boys' Love) manga, so I'm not very familiar with manga aimed at men...
◆Tomoka:
Or, if you want to make a profit for sure,
Wouldn't it be better to release it in a genre with less competition...?
Niche genres, perhaps...
◆Kazumi:
I see...!
I mean, to begin with, we virgins who have never had a boyfriend,
A typical, sweet and romantic story just doesn't work for me...
◆Tomoka:
Well then, how about some vulgar audio...?
◆Kazumi:
law…?
◆Tomoka:
Well, I love vulgar audio and listen to it all the time,
It's popular with a niche group of people, I guess...
◆Kazumi:
I see….
If Tomoka, a heavy user, says so, then it must be true!
I can finally see a glimmer of hope...!
(In a flattering, handsome voice)
Tomoka, that's a great idea.
(to this point)
◆Tomoka:
Heh heh heh lol
◆Kazumi:
Alright then, it's settled...!
We make money in the vulgar genre!
◆Tomoka:
(Raising my hand modestly)
Oh, ohhhhh...!
(to this point)
◆Kazumi:
Okay, so now that we've settled the matter...
Front view, close up
(Licking her lips seductively and mischievously)
Senpai...? You'll definitely cooperate with what I just told you, right...? ♡Drool♡
(to this point)
◆Tomoka: (Front view, close up)
Heehee, heehee...♡
◆Kazumi: (Front view, normal)
(Kazumi's narration)
And so began our manga club's bizarre attempt at creating fan-made audio dramas...!