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◆第1章:パイセン!私達と一緒に同人音声作るッス!(昼間・部室にて)

◆第1章:パイセン!私達と一緒に同人音声作るッス!(昼間・部室にて) (SE:鳥がチュンチュン鳴く音) ◆かずみ:《やや右・普通》 (漫研の部費を勝手にエロサイトで使い果たし、頭を抱えながら) はぁ…どうしよう… ヤバイっす…マジヤバいっすぅ…はぁぁ… (ここまで) ◆ともか:《やや左・普通》 うっ、うぅぅ…どうしよぉ… こ、ここここれ、バレたら犯罪だよね…? わ、私達逮捕されちゃうのかな…? ◆かずみ: (空元気で) ハ、ハハハッ…!! ト、トモカっち…!だ、大丈夫っスよ…! ほら…きっとパイセンがなんとかしてくれるはずっス…! (ここまで) 《やや右・近》 (助けを求め涙目な感じで) …そ、そうっすよねぇパイセン…? (ここまで) 《正面・普通》 (かずみナレーション、眼鏡をクイっとした感じで真面目に) 私の名前はかずみ、高校2年の漫研部員です。 実は今、私たちは人生最大の危機に陥っています…。 なぜかというと、 「漫研の部費を勝手に使い込んでしまった」から…。 私はがるまに、トモカっちはDLsiteで、 同人音声を毎晩のように漁るのが趣味でして…。 はじめは少ないお小遣いでちまちま購入していましたが、 そんなものはすぐに無くなってしまい…。 私たちはついに禁断の方法に手を染めてしまいました。 そう…部室の引き出しに入っていた部費の全てを、 がるまにとDLsiteにつぎ込んでしまったのです…。 フッ…そうです。立派な犯罪です…。 これが顧問にバレたら私たちの人生は終わります。 なのでバレる前に、部費を元に戻す必要があるのです…! 手っ取り早くお金を稼ぐ方法を探すべく、 私・トモカっち・パイセンの3人は、作戦会議をするのでした…。 (かずみナレーションここまで) ◆かずみ:《やや右・普通》 さて、パイセン、トモカっち! 策は思いついたっすか?! ◆ともか: ご、ごめん…。まだ思いついてなくて…。 て、ていうか部費を使い込んだのは私とかずみちゃんだよね…? 先輩は何も悪いことしてないのに、巻き込んじゃっていいのかなぁ…? ◆かずみ: フフフ…!この秘密を知ってしまったからには、先輩も共犯っス…! パイセン…くたばる時は私らと一緒っスよ…?♡ ◆ともか: か、かずみちゃん…相変わらず強引だね… …あ、あれ…?でもなんか先輩、嬉しそう…? ◆かずみ: フッ…!この漫研部 唯一の後輩である私達を、 先輩が見捨てるはずがないっスよぉ! ね!パイセン…?♡ ◆ともか: えっ… せ、先輩…すっごい勢いでうなずいてる… (小声で) い、意外と男らしいところあるんですね…フヒヒッ… (ここまで) ◆かずみ: ん?トモカっち、なんか言ったっスか? ◆ともか: (慌てながら) な、ななななんでもないよぉ…!? フヒッ、フヒヒッ…w (ここまで) ◆かずみ: …ふ~ん、それならまぁいいッスけど! で、結局どうやってお金を稼いだらいいすかねぇ… ◆ともか: うぅ~ん… ◆かずみ: (頭を叩いて考えながら、ハッと思いつく) ポクポクポクポク… (SE:チーンという音) …ハッ!?来たきたきた…キターーーーーーッ!!! トモカっち!パイセン!来たっすよ! いい案が舞い降りたっすッ!!!! (ここまで) ◆ともか: う、うえぇ!?は、早……!? ◆かずみ: (ドヤ顔でのけぞりながら) フッフッフ~~!!さすがは私! 天才っスぅ!!フゥン!! (ここまで) 聴きたいっすか~~??? 私の天才的なアイデア…聴きたいっすかぁ~~~!?!? フフン!いいでしょう! この状況を打破する唯一の解決策!そ・れ・はぁ… 「同人音声を作ること」っスぅ~~~~!!!!!! ◆ともか: ど、同人音声を…作る…!? ◆かずみ: そうっス!! ◆ともか: で、でも、そういうのって、声優さんとか… すっごい高性能なバイノーラルマイク…?とか必要なんじゃないかな…? ◆かずみ: フッ…その質問はもちろん想定済みっス… ◆ともか: お、おぉ… ◆かずみ: フフフ…簡単なことッス… 声優さんに頼むお金がないなら、私たちが声優をやっちまえばいいっス! ◆ともか: え、えぇぇ…! で、でも私たち素人だし…演技とかできないよぉ…? ◆かずみ: クククッ…演技力がないなら、演技をしなければいいんスよ…! ◆ともか: そ、それって…まさか…! ◆かずみ: そう!私たちがガチSEXをすればいいんス…!!! (ここまで) ◆ともか: え…?え…? …えぇぇぇ~~~~~~~~~ッ!?!? せ、セックスって、パパ活するってこと?!?! ◆かずみ: トモカっちは相変わらずいい反応をするッスねぇw (人差し指を立てて) チッチッチッ 竿役ならそこにいるじゃないっすかぁ♡ (ここまで) 《やや右・近》 パ・イ・セ・ンが♡ (急に真面目な感じで) あ、ちなみに拒否権はないんでよろしくです。 (ここまで) 《やや右・普通》 …パイセンに竿役をやってもらって、 その様子をリアルタイムで録音することで演技力の不足を補う… そして生の音をそのまま効果音として使ってしまえば、 編集の手間も省けるし、一石二鳥っスぅ! ◆ともか: な、なるほど…! じゃあ実演作品として出すってことだよね…! ◆かずみ: フッ、ともかっちは甘いっすねぇ。 実演であることを隠して、 リアルすぎる演技として話題性を出すんすよ! 演技だと言い張れば、よっぽどの変態でない限り誰も気づかないっすよ~w ◆ともか: な、なるほどぉ…! 話題になればお金もいっぱい稼げるしね…! ◆かずみ: そうッス! あ、あとマイクの話っすけど、それは簡単でぇ… パイセン?目をつむってちょっとこっち向いてもらえますか? (少しの間) 《正面・近》 フフ…ありがとうございますw それじゃあ… そぉいっ♪ (ここまで) (SE:自作のイヤホン型バイノーラルマイクをパイセンの耳につける音) フフフッwパイセンびっくりしてますねぇw 今耳につけたのは、私の全財産を投資して作った、 『イヤホン型バイノーラルマイク』っす〜!! これをつければパイセンは、ダミーヘッドマイク… いや、リアルヘッドマイクになれるんす! ◆ともか: な、なるほど…! 先輩に竿役兼、バイノーラルマイクになってもらっちゃえばいいんだ…! ◆かずみ: イエス! パイセン?今日からパイセンは、 私たち専用の生KU100(なまけーゆーひゃく)っスよ♡ 《やや右・普通》 よし、これですべての問題が解決したッス! ジャケットは私たちが描けるし、編集とかはまぁ気合でなんとかなるッス! ◆ともか: お、おおぉ…! かずみちゃん…て、天才かも…! ◆かずみ: フッフッフ~~~!! 褒めても何も出ないっすよぉ~~ww ◆ともか: あ…で、でも… ど、どんな作品作るとかはまだ決まってないよね…? ◆かずみ: う~ん、そうなんすよねぇ… やるとしたら、どんなジャンルがいいんすかねぇ…? 私は基本的にBLしか買わないんで男性向けは詳しくないんすよねぇ… ◆ともか: か、確実に利益を出すなら、 ライバルが少ないジャンルで出した方がいいんじゃないかな…。 ニッチなジャンルとか…。 ◆かずみ: なるほどっす…! ていうかそもそも、彼氏のいたことない処女の私たちに、 王道いちゃラブ系は無理があるっす…。 ◆ともか: じゃ、じゃあ、下品系音声…はどうかな? ◆かずみ: ほう…? ◆ともか: わ、私下品系音声が大好きで聴きまくってるんだけど、 ニ、ニッチな層に人気があるっていうか… ◆かずみ: なるほど…。 ヘビーユーザーのトモカっちがそう言うなら間違いないっすね! 希望の光が見えてきたっすぅ…! (褒めたたえるようにイケボ風で) トモカっち、ナイスアイデア。 (ここまで) ◆ともか: フヒッ、フヒヒッw ◆かずみ: よ~しそれじゃあ決まりっす…! 私たちは下品系のジャンルで、お金を稼ぐっすよぉ~~~!! ◆ともか: (控えめに手を上げながら) お、お~~~……! (ここまで) ◆かずみ: っと、それじゃあ話もまとまったところで… 《正面・密着》 (色っぽくいじわるそうに、舌なめずり) パイセン…?今の話、もちろん協力してくれるっすよね…?♡ジュルッ♡ (ここまで) ◆ともか:《正面・密着》 ふひっ、ふひひ…♡ ◆かずみ:《正面・普通》 (かずみナレーション) こうして私たち漫研部の、奇妙な同人音声作りがはじまるのでした…!

◆Chapter 1: Senpai! Let's make a doujin audio drama together! (Daytime, in the club room)

◆Chapter 1: Senpai! Let's make a doujin audio drama together! (Daytime, in the club room) (SE: Birds chirping) ◆Kazumi: 《Slightly right-handed, normal》 (He's holding his head in his hands after squandering the manga club's funds on porn sites without permission.) Sigh... what should I do...? This is bad... This is seriously bad... Haaa... (to this point) ◆Tomoka: (Slightly left-handed, normal) Ugh, ugh... what should I do... Th-th-this, if we get caught, it's a crime, right...? Are we going to get arrested...? ◆Kazumi: (putting on a brave face) Ha, hahaha...! T-Tomoka-chan...! I-I'm fine...! Look... I'm sure Senpai will figure something out...! (to this point) (Slightly to the right, near) (With tears in their eyes, pleading for help) ...R-Right, senpai...? (to this point) 《Front/Normal》 (Kazumi narrates, adjusting her glasses and speaking seriously) My name is Kazumi, and I'm a second-year high school student and a member of the manga club. Actually, we are currently facing the biggest crisis of our lives... Why? "Because he misused the manga club's funds..." I'm on Garumani, and Tomokacchi is on DLsite. My hobby is searching for doujin audio dramas almost every night... At first, I was buying them little by little with my small allowance, Those things disappear very quickly... We have finally resorted to a forbidden method. Yes... all of the club funds that were in the drawer in the club room, I ended up spending all my money on Garumani and DLsite... Hmph... That's right. It's a serious crime... If our advisor finds out about this, our lives will be over. So, we need to return the club funds to their original amount before we get caught...! In search of a quick way to make money, The three of us—me, Tomoka-chan, and Paisen—held a strategy meeting... (Kazumi's narration ends here) ◆Kazumi: 《Slightly right-handed, normal》 Okay, senpai, Tomoka-chan! Have you come up with a plan yet?! ◆Tomoka: I'm so sorry... I haven't thought of anything yet... Wait, I mean, it was me and Kazumi who squandered the club funds, right...? My senior hasn't done anything wrong, so is it really okay to drag them into this...? ◆Kazumi: Hehehe...! Now that you know this secret, you're an accomplice too, Senpai...! Senpai... when we die, we'll be together, okay...? ♡ ◆Tomoka: Kazumi-chan... you're as pushy as ever... ...Huh, what...? But Senpai looks happy...? ◆Kazumi: Hmph...! We, the only juniors in this manga club, There's no way my senior would abandon me! Hey, senpai...? ♡ ◆Tomoka: Huh...? S-senpai... you're nodding really vigorously... (In a low voice) Wow, you have a surprisingly manly side... Hehehe... (to this point) ◆Kazumi: Huh? Tomoka, did you say something? ◆Tomoka: (In a hurry) N-n-n-nothing at all...!? Heh heh heh... lol (to this point) ◆Kazumi: ...Hmm, well, that's fine then! So, how exactly should I make money...? ◆Tomoka: Hmm... ◆Kazumi: (He taps his head and thinks, then suddenly he has an idea.) Pok pok pok pok... (SE: Ding sound) ...Huh!? Here it comes, here it comes... It's here!!! Tomoka! Senpai! I'm here! I've got a great idea!!!! (to this point) ◆Tomoka: Ugh, ugh!? That was fast...!? ◆Kazumi: (With a smug look on his face, leaning back) Hahaha! That's me! He's a genius!! Hmm!! (to this point) Do you want to hear it??? Do you want to hear my brilliant idea?!?!? Heh heh! Very good! The only solution to break this situation! And that is... "Making doujin audio" is what I'm going for!!!! ◆Tomoka: W-w-would you make... doujin audio...? ◆Kazumi: That's right!! ◆Tomoka: But, but, those kinds of things are like voice actors... Wouldn't you need something like a really high-performance binaural microphone...? ◆Kazumi: Heh... I had anticipated that question, of course... ◆Tomoka: Oh, oh... ◆Kazumi: Hehehe... It's simple... If we don't have the money to hire voice actors, then we'll just do the voice acting ourselves! ◆Tomoka: Huh, huh...? But, but we're just amateurs...we can't act, can we...? ◆Kazumi: Heh heh heh... If you don't have the acting ability, then just don't act...! ◆Tomoka: Th-that could mean... no way...! ◆Kazumi: That's right! We should just have some serious sex...! (to this point) ◆Tomoka: Yeah…? ...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!? So, sex means sugar dating?!?!? ◆Kazumi: Tomoka-chan is as quick to react as ever, huh? (Raise your index finger) Tsk tsk tsk, the guy who's going to be the rod is right there, isn't he? ♡ (to this point) (Slightly to the right, near) Paisen ♡ (Suddenly in a serious tone) Oh, by the way, you don't have the right to refuse, so please keep that in mind. (to this point) 《Slightly to the right / Normal》 ...I had my senior play the role of the top, By recording the scene in real time, they compensate for their lack of acting skills... And if you use the raw sound as a sound effect, It saves me the trouble of editing, so it's killing two birds with one stone! ◆Tomoka: I see...! So that means you're going to release it as a demonstration piece, right...? ◆Kazumi: Heh, Tomokacchi is so naive. Concealing that it was a demonstration, It's going to generate buzz because the acting is so realistic! If you insist it's just acting, nobody will notice unless they're a total pervert lol ◆Tomoka: I see...! If it becomes a hot topic, you can make a lot of money...! ◆Kazumi: That's right! Oh, and about the microphone, that's easy... Senior? Could you close your eyes and look this way for a moment? (For a short while) 《Front/Near》 Hehe... Thank you lol Well then... So there you go♪ (to this point) (SE: Sound of putting a homemade earphone-type binaural microphone into my senior's ear) Hahaha, senpai looks surprised lol What I'm wearing now is something I made by investing all my assets. It's an earphone-type binaural microphone! If you attach this, your senior will be using a dummy head microphone... No, it can become a real head microphone! ◆Tomoka: I see...! I could just ask my senior to be both the guy and the binaural microphone...! ◆Kazumi: Jesus! Senior? From today, senior is... This is our very own raw KU100 (raw KU100) ♡ 《Slightly to the right / Normal》 Okay, that solves all the problems! We can draw the album cover, and we can probably manage the editing and stuff with sheer willpower! ◆Tomoka: Oh, wow...! Kazumi-chan... she might be a genius...! ◆Kazumi: Haha Praise won't get you anything, you know~~ lol ◆Tomoka: Ah... but... You haven't decided what kind of work you're going to create yet, right...? ◆Kazumi: Hmm, well, that's true... If I were to do it, what genre would be good...? I basically only buy BL (Boys' Love) manga, so I'm not very familiar with manga aimed at men... ◆Tomoka: Or, if you want to make a profit for sure, Wouldn't it be better to release it in a genre with less competition...? Niche genres, perhaps... ◆Kazumi: I see...! I mean, to begin with, we virgins who have never had a boyfriend, A typical, sweet and romantic story just doesn't work for me... ◆Tomoka: Well then, how about some vulgar audio...? ◆Kazumi: law…? ◆Tomoka: Well, I love vulgar audio and listen to it all the time, It's popular with a niche group of people, I guess... ◆Kazumi: I see…. If Tomoka, a heavy user, says so, then it must be true! I can finally see a glimmer of hope...! (In a flattering, handsome voice) Tomoka, that's a great idea. (to this point) ◆Tomoka: Heh heh heh lol ◆Kazumi: Alright then, it's settled...! We make money in the vulgar genre! ◆Tomoka: (Raising my hand modestly) Oh, ohhhhh...! (to this point) ◆Kazumi: Okay, so now that we've settled the matter... Front view, close up (Licking her lips seductively and mischievously) Senpai...? You'll definitely cooperate with what I just told you, right...? ♡Drool♡ (to this point) ◆Tomoka: (Front view, close up) Heehee, heehee...♡ ◆Kazumi: (Front view, normal) (Kazumi's narration) And so began our manga club's bizarre attempt at creating fan-made audio dramas...!

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