Drunken reassurance(?)

Come to think of it, Sir Do you know? When you drink alcohol, your judgement becomes impaired So you’ll end up saying the first thing that comes to mind And be in high spirits That’s dangerous isn’t it? Why isn’t selling alcohol banned? Or at least, why don’t they have more laws for protection? If you’re drunk, you become incompetent I’m certain there are a lot of people Who are guilty of drinking Honestly, it’s dangerous! Really… Really… Truly… I’m sorry… W-well! The stuff I did while drunk, I’d be happy if you'd just laugh it off and forget it Could you please forget about it? A weird rumor might pop up and I’d be extremely worried Please, somehow don’t let this out You’ll keep this a secret? Thank you very much Promise? Promise me? I’ll believe you, Sir Ah, the massage, the massage I’ll keep going on your whole body. If you ever feel sleepy, Feel free to fall asleep at anytime.